SO I THINK SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHERE MEG AND I DISAPPEARED TO DURING OUR HIGH SCHOOL PHASE. WELL, WE ENDED UP AS EXCHANGE STUDENTS IN FREAKING JAPAN. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED, BUT IT DID ( Read more... )

 
You all--you all--!!


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( BUT FUCK (OR BUTT-FUCK) THAT GUY, I GOT SOMETHING BETTER )

OKAY Y'ALL. LISTEN UP.

THIS HERE? IS A SORTING.


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AND I IMAGINE YOU'RE ALL READY FOR SOME SEX AND VIOLENCE. DID YOU ALL HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LITTLE BREAK FROM IT ALL?

( WHAT WE DID WHILE WE WERE GONE )

 
MORNING, EVERYONE. HAVE SOME BREAKFAST WITH ME BEFORE I LEAVE?

I PICKED UP SOME STARBUCKS FOR US ALL.


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I DIDN'T WANT OUR NEW RESIDENT CROSSROADS DEMON TO STAY IN A SLEAZY MOTEL INFESTED WITH PROSTITUTES, SO I INSISTED SHE SPEND A FEW NIGHTS AT MINE AND GABE'S PLACE.

SINCE SHE'S BEEN HANGING OUT HERE, ( WE'VE BEEN DOING SOME FUN THINGS. )

 
GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL AWARE OF THIS VERY SPECIAL HOLIDAY UPON US.

IN LIGHT OF MOTHER'S DAY, I MAY HAVE SPLURGED ON SOME OF THE IMPORTANT WOMEN HERE:

( FOR THE LADIES--AND, WELL. I HAD TO GET MY HUSBAND SOMETHING TOO. )

DEAR DIARY,

.... UNHOLY SHIT. REMIND ME NOT TO LET IT GO SO LONG WITHOUT WRITING IN HERE... IT REALLY SCREWS ME UP TO HAVE TO GO BACK ALMOST A MONTH. ( YOU GUYS ARE WAYYYY TOO POST-HAPPY )